Another Obama miracle!

One morning a man came into the White House on crutches. He stopped in front of a picture of Obama and then threw away his crutches.

A Secret Service agent witnessed the scene and ran into the Press room to tell Robert Gibbs what he had just seen.

“You’ve just witnessed a miracle!” Gibbs shouted. The journalists in the press room cry out, “Where is this man now?”

“Flat on his back over by the picture,” says the agent.

Obama caught with his teleprompter

Bill Clinton snuck through the door of the oval office and found Obama sitting at his desk with the teleprompter wearing a blue dress and positioned between his legs.

Clinton says, "What's going on here?!"

Shocked, Obama stood the teleprompter up, pulled the neck line down, and read, "It's not what you think."

Creepy Barack Obama is always ready for Halloween

Wow, pretty scary, eh kids?