The national TV networks have decided to rename themselves to better reflect their changing role: New Barack Channel (NBC), All Barack Channel (ABC), Complete Barack Sympathizers (CBS), and don't forget My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate.
- Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."
