One morning a man came into the White House on crutches. He stopped in front of a picture of Obama and then threw away his crutches.
A Secret Service agent witnessed the scene and ran into the Press room to tell Robert Gibbs what he had just seen.
“You’ve just witnessed a miracle!” Gibbs shouted. The journalists in the press room cry out, “Where is this man now?”
“Flat on his back over by the picture,” says the agent.