From a poll with this article by Chuck Norris:
A court ruling booting his ineligible self from office 25% (1392)
A one-way ticket back to Kenya 20% (1118)
An ultimatum: Show me your long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate, or get out of the White House 12% (636)
An arrest warrant 9% (510)
An impeachment hearing 9% (491)
A new spirit that doesn't hate America and all the positive principles that have made it the greatest nation on Earth 6% (338)
A different country to destroy 4% (232)
I have nothing left to give him. He's taken everything 4% (202)
A pink slip 4% (198)
Other 1% (77)
The U.S. Constitution on CD or DVD, since he obviously hasn't read it 1% (77)
A Bible 1% (71)
A whole new set of advisers who actually like America 1% (45)
A taste of his own health "reform" 1% (30)
A big, fat lump of coal 0% (26)
A video of candidate Obama so he can be reminded of all the unkept promises that brought him to office 0% (15)
Concern for human life 0% (13)
His photograph on the U.S. food stamp 0% (9)