An Obama Christmas

"In Washington this week, of course, President Obama is expecting a visit from Santa Claus. Finally, an invited guest at the White House for a change." –Jay Leno

"President Obama says that this year for Christmas his daughters want an iPod, video games and some books. But boy — you should have seen the looks on their faces when he told them instead they're both getting universal healthcare." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama and the first lady say they will not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. Mrs. Obama says they used to, but she got tired of Barack promising big things and not delivering." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama's daughter Sasha says that she already bought her dad's gift. She won't say what it is but she did say, 'It's something he likes.' Which begs the question: How did an 8-year-old get her hands on a carton of Marlboro Lights?" –Conan O'Brien

What did you want to give Barack Obama for Christmas?

From a poll with this article by Chuck Norris:

A court ruling booting his ineligible self from office 25% (1392)


A one-way ticket back to Kenya 20% (1118)

An ultimatum: Show me your long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate, or get out of the White House 12% (636)

An arrest warrant 9% (510)

An impeachment hearing 9% (491)

A new spirit that doesn't hate America and all the positive principles that have made it the greatest nation on Earth 6% (338)

A different country to destroy 4% (232)

I have nothing left to give him. He's taken everything 4% (202)

A pink slip 4% (198)

Other 1% (77)

The U.S. Constitution on CD or DVD, since he obviously hasn't read it 1% (77)

A Bible 1% (71)

A whole new set of advisers who actually like America 1% (45)

A taste of his own health "reform" 1% (30)

A big, fat lump of coal 0% (26)

A video of candidate Obama so he can be reminded of all the unkept promises that brought him to office 0% (15)

Concern for human life 0% (13)

His photograph on the U.S. food stamp 0% (9)